The Wolverine 2013

So how did he write it?!


#The Wolverine 2013 (IMDB)


This is just an opinion of a curious audience who generally doesn't support fad for movies with non-competitive scripts. This would definitely make it to the shelves of "so the script is not great so what?" kind of motion picture.

If I've to write the evolution of the movie's plot, it'd probably have a "top-down" approach. I'm gonna try and simulate the process the script writer's attempt to write this.

I want to write a script for the most successful "hero" of the X-Men league, how do I do it ?
Ans: Make him a hero.

I want it to be different, how do I make it?
Ans: Give it an Asian make up. So I'm not gonna make one out of China, Skyfall, had it already. Well, why not Japan.

Is there is anything that is new/not been used for quite sometime about Japan?
Ans:Yes ,Hiroshima and Nagasaki , nothing on it after Pearl Harbor.

So yes I'm gonna use this, so how do I shove this into the movie?
Ans: *Glow* Wolverine can recover under any circumstance, so he's gonna survive the effects of Fat Man.

Well, now is the time I add spice to soup, what do I do?
Ans: Create a character , to prove Wolverine's heroism. So hero will save an army personnel , who ideally has to kill himself when the city gets bombed. Now the audience , *Wow*.

So, I got this part, it's gonna be easy from now.

Wolverine, is still young and the Japenese army personal sends the Jap version of "Lisabeth Salander" to get him. Oh yes I definitely need to tell people that Wolverine joined PETA as an on site professional and protects Grizzlys now. So now hero is kind to animals but he is stopped by the Japenese Lisabeth Salander to set out to meet Mr.Yashida.

The army personnel ,Yashida , is too influential and has a stature of his own now, explicitly shown in the scenes ( like from the 70s) with banners showing Yashida Group in both English and Japanese.

So I now have to use the ideas from Indian movies. How do I?
Ans: Beautiful & responsible heir of the army personal, ye the heroine and her father who always wears a grim face so that he would become the villain in people's heads till the intermission.

So happens that the old man dies after he meets Wolverine. Now I really have to show the bullet train and also emphasize on its 300 mph. Yes, the hero will deliver this "Daily Facts". I think Wolverine would qualify to be the host of the Morning Show if a sequel would be made.


This stunt has to be good, as this will be only scene which will be mention worthy in the whole movie.

Well, I should have a female evil character. How do I frame her?
Ans: Easy, I should make her hot and also vicious. So I made a typo and vicious turned venomous and that made "Viper".

Viper, now needs importance, what do I do?
Ans: Viper, is the second suspected villain saved for the first chunk of the part after intermission.

There has to be hero - heroine romance.
Ans:Yes there is one, but there is nothing to see though. After the happy night, the heroine gets abducted. As the story would roll in many of the fairy tales I read when I was 5.

Then I'm gonna give a kick ass climax. How do I?
Ans: The most pleasant person beside the hero in the movie Mr. Yashida should surprise the audience as the villain, the audience would go "ooooooo..".

Then you know Japanese are good at making robots, now that I've shown the sky scrappers of Tokyo, Bullet Train, and miniature love rooms in sub-rubs of Japan , I'm only left with robots.

So Yashida had survived, though his funeral took place, with his undying earning for Wolverine like powers. Now Yashida will be the robot. This looks like the 90s comics, where robots fight against humans. The Yashida robot inside which surprisingly, the still alive Yashida rests and awaits Wolverine to take his powers and make him mortal. According to an abstract description of Viper. The robot has a system to just suck in Wolverine's power in 2-mins and Yashida would enjoy evergreen youth all his life. This is close to a 1950s dracula movie where a vampire bite makes a normal human being turn into a dracula in 2 minutes or less. But this is the opposite of it, so it will be different.

So this fight takes place on a fort , no I won't mention it to be on Mt.Fuji, I know it is a volcano. But' I'm gonna make 700 black ninjas guard the tower.

Now this is gonna be fun, Lisabeth Salander takes on Viper, kitty fight!!. Grand daughter realizes the evil motive of her grand dad and doesn't hesitate to throw a few knives at him. She did tell Wolverine she was some martial art wizard with knives. I'm gonna show this as the finishing move of evil Yashida robot.

Wolverine dissembles Yashida Robot ( unfinished Iron Man look alike) like a  machine mechanic on "snow".

Yashida is ripped apart and dropped off the cliff. So now the movie is good to end and I've to move Ms. Salander to the sequel , so she will be the funny bodyguard of Wolverine.

I know that is the best, I also know it'll sell. It'll!!!

So how about the legendary X-men cameo!. Shit, why did I think of this after finishing the script , now I can't sneak them in the actual movie. Oh well I can always add them after the cast screening. So there is Magneto , the crowd would go "ye I know this guy from the old X-men movies", then the surprise walks in. It's Professor X, well he should deliver a striking dialog now . Erm , he'd surprise Wolverine saying "As I've always told you, don't forget we've powers too". Whoa that's a perfect end, me happy and the audience happy.

Well that is an imaginative tour of  "behind the script."

What?

Well this should sound like a mere sequel of my "not-so-appealing" first blog (feedback) . Sequels have been failures or less charming in comparison with the way the fresh-first had managed to crop a tinge of interest in the audience. When I think about this , the first thing that comes to my mind is the movie "Cruel Intentions" , the sequel is a huge disappointment and highly repulsive considering the first part .  I believe we're still not on the title yet , I made it clear to myself that i won't goad the reader using my "Flags" in this article .What I should  write has been the question lately , there have been many-a-items ideas just swift through my mind , even when i did get some stuff , I don't happen to remember it for long , it vaporizes . Once i almost had this thing coming and I'm trying to grab the "Apsara dark pencil and the Ramco notepad I've been using for years " , I did get the pencil and the pad and then I tried to write but I couldn't , at once everything was dark around me , I was having some kind of a stupid Inception incident, that was a dream without a gyroscope . As a person like me or you would do, I said to myself that "the lights are out and I've to rise to 5 10' and do some X Newton of work to switch on the lights and even bother retracing the idea then generate some stuff out of it ." This is one time it just happened and the idea did not go as a written note (hey you wouldn't expect that , the idea coming out in the dream and not when you've been breaking your head for the same when cut some time for the brain storming itself !) . I'm kind of having a dejavu now ( I'm using the blog fashioned writing now !!)  , I wanted to write  something about the iBlog . iBlog as I say , ah! I guess .. umm..yes it is about the i-thing of the people (bloggers) write . I'm writing about  the  stuff while I was doing something which never happened to me before and it just so happened and I got really nuts about it and then  I felt that I'm  the only person who has ever experienced it before and hastily want to express myself to the world(finite) through the blog how I felt because of the thing that happened to me  , now YOU are expected to write back for this ??!! .The few lines above would define my meaning of iBlog , this is what I ( hehehe) have seen from the personal blogs of people and some of them are self humiliating too . The term has been unwound now , well its still not an appealingly solid discussion or insanely funny one . As one Tall , Dark and lamp post-like friend of mine suggested I'm planning to write something better , the glimpse of it would be "The times when Acid spill was a concern and not Oil spill ". :D :D 

Why ?

This post would be about ,erm .. why i made a blog . Oh I cant see the date on the current page well some "dd/mm/yyyy" and yes it is as good as mm/dd/yyyy if you're to my far west you could have just stopped what is ..?? well you're used to mm/dd/yyyy no problem there . Again the post , I'm not sure i've landed at the right time to make some readable (buzz!!!) document which would sound less offbeat or off the edge and what had made you read till this (FLAG1) . I'm sure you're not impressed about the writing now and probably something involuntarily is trying to hike you to .. (FLAG 2) .Ah there you reached , today in the shower I was thinking (wipe off your mind right now!!!) of the well know poem by Robert Frost , "The Road Not Taken " and for a change the lines those crawled through my mind did not start with "the woods were dark and deep " NOW guess what ?? for those who have a cynical tongue you're already right yes just to cross check i googled( Just , not in the shower) and I realized that all these days i was wrong , presuming that these lines where from the poem The Road Not Taken , now its time found that the poem really was "Stopping by the woods on a snowy evening " . I feel drifted way off the subject I was expecting to write . I have a presumption that wonderful writings come up when you transcend unaware raking through your grey cells . Where are we?? ( FLAG 3) .I feel like finishing the article , I wonder if it has left a stain of humor on your cerebrum . Well I do have the feeling that I've tried to capture the style of writing which so happens with the bloggers (I have gone through) say humor impact , use of technical and complicated terms so that the reader spends time browsing or worse in many cases the reader just leaves saying " oh what the heck ??? what does he wanna say ??" , if its a famous author ( followed by the herd) the reader takes time to find what the author really has in stock for him (Read "she" if its a female reading) . Had this been one of those stingy free online text messaging service boxes I would have known the number of words and stopped when the number of words were erm , I don't know . That's all folks , I now know that I've have entered what they call the blog-o-sphere and yes this is the point you had to reach, following the FLAGS :P.

PS: I have the habit of skipping words while writing, the reader is expected to have adequate intellect to fill in the gaps :)